jonathan's blog

DEAD TILL N LEVELS are over.

2008-07-17T02:44:00.000-07:00

MY APOLOGIES TO ALL READERS OF THIS BLOG.
DUE TO MY UPCOMING PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION AND FOLLOWED BY N LEVELS! THIS BLOG IS CURRENTLY DEAD TILL NOVEMBER.

THANK YOU.

A MATH SUCKS, PHILIP SUCKS, YOU SUCK!

2008-07-17T02:41:00.000-07:00

A MATH SUCKS, (PHILIP)? SUCKS, YOU SUCK!

2008-05-08T05:23:00.000-07:00

Parkour.

I have recently discovered the art of Parkour. It has struck me as not only practical athleticism, but also one of the most stunning and enriching activities I've seen. I usually only admire athletic displays from afar, watching them on the Olympics or in the movies, but parkour strikes me as a very accessible discipline that I'm not afraid to take on. In addition, i think there is no need to hit the gym to strengthen yourself and waste money. You can always train by doing push ups and sit ups in a nearby park or at HOME.

Now let me define PARKOUR.

Parkour (or 'le parkour'; 'freerunning'; 'pk' or 'PKING') is the sport of fluid urban movement.

Invented in 1988 in the Lisses suburb of Paris by a small crew of traceurs including the

legendary David Belle and Sebastien Foucan who recently featured in the BBC documentary

'Jump London', the sport (or art) of pk is essentially a combination of running, athletics and

acrobatics in urban environments.

'Parkour exists at the times where there is an obstacle in front of you and you are obliged to use your limbs to pass'. - DAVID BELLE

It includes such techniques as the Tic-Tac (wall step/run); kong (a form of vault); and precision

(two-foot to two-foot jump) among myriad others. Most watching Tracers Parkour would

describe their movements as series of of acrobatic techniques fluidly integrated into a continuous
run from A to B, past, over under and through any obstacles in their path. However, that would
be during a run (most of which are filmed, as with skaters). Most often, if you saw traceurs

practicing they'd be honing individual components of their technique.

Certain individuals have chosen to explore alternative forms of Parkour, such as running through

traffic or passing through crowds quicky, while others, such as Team Ryouko or Xyndicate have

attempted to blend pk's unique ideals with other forms of martial and athletic arts.

Alot of people seem to mix between Free Running and Parkour.The term Free Running is

similar to Parkour, Developed by Sebastien Foucan, In Free Running you move your in your

way. Although when people say "Hey wanna come Free Running tonight" It means Parkour, But

mostly tricking. Sebastien Foucan explains that you should move your own way, And listen to

none other but yourself. One doesn't have to listen to anybody.

While Parkour is getting from point A to point B as fast and efficiently, As if you are being

chased in a city, You have to run fast of course. And again, You are the leader. You listen to no

other person but yourself.

As you can see, this guy need not use a ladder. With his Parkour skills, he can just leap over. That's why 'Parkour is the best sport in the world'. -Jonathan. If you dont know who is Jonathan, YOU SUCK.

To some Parkour is a Sport. They train it in Gyms. To some Parkour is a Discipline, Meaning that they think that when you Parkour, Your brain has to focus and get rid of it's thoughts

If you think Parkour as a Discipline (I personally too) you always have to overcome the fear in your mind.

And to some, Its martial Arts.

Also remember that, When one parkours he MUST give respect to his body, to how he moves and of course to his own environment or otherwise the Urban area he is moving in.

RUN LIKE A CAT AND A MONKEY!

Parkour is a very good sport because you only need a pair of trainers and you can already master your moves!

Have fun, do what you can, learn what you cannot do.

Climb up on a church and watch cars go by, you should push your body to its limits.

That is the perfect world of Parkour...not just discipline, but enjoying disciplining yourself.

AH BENG(s)

2008-03-13T08:00:00.000-07:00

A term normally used in Malaysia and Singapore to refer to ethnic Chinese youths with

a rather loud, and/or some would say, terrible sense of fashion. Dyed hair, listens to

techno. Pretty vulgar too.

Speaks in Chinese and Hokkien more often than English.

And when they do speak English, it may be hard to understand their mangled form of English.

However, there are those few Bengs who are actually pretty highly-educated. But their manner gives it away.

They probably would come from a lower income household.

Some would argue that these youths are trying to emulate American street fashion, but did not really succeed. Therefore we lable them as Posuers as mentioned in my earlier post.

The common Ah Beng would sport an outrageously bleached, or blond-

dyed hair; an odd bootcut trousers; a tight t-shirt; and some not really pretty tattoos.

Ah Bengs are normally thin, and some are habitual drug users (especially steroids). That explain why some of them manage to finish top 30 in their school cross country race. tsk totally abusing it.

Two typical AH BENGS interviewed by G-newsasia.

They often think people are constantly staring at them. Sometimes this results in a fight or even DEATH with whoever they thought were staring at them. Results have shown that most Ah bengs have low self esteem because they are too sensitiv

2007-12-02T03:29:00.000-08:00

punk.

Cool caveman music with a f**kyou attitude.Only real punks know the sounds associated with true punk.

It's really pretty undefinable but most people who think they know what it is or how it's supposed to sound usually have alot of wrong ideas about it thanks to Mtv in the 80's and beyond.

punk is all about being yourself, liking what you like, doing what you do and not having to live upto someone elses expectations, only your own. there is no dress code, hair colour or rules to be punk, since punk is about being true to yourself.

f**k an A bud,that's right the f**k on!

People should just be them f**kin selves and stop being goth or emo or metal or black metal or death metal or punks or preps or jocks or twats or what the f**k ever else and just f**kin be cool and have some fuckin respect for one another.
punk is about not bein a punk

think,say,do,be what you want

listen to whatever f**kin music you like

dress however you want to dress

stop tryin to impress others so hard

stop trying to fit into any one particular f**king category so hard as this is the most anti-establisment thing you can do is not let anybody define you and categorize you and label you.

You don't have to have a mohawk or tattoos or piercings,you don't have to do any Cousinf**king thing to fit in with any f**king body

My appologies for the number of vulgarities in this post as this blog is suppose to be an educational blog.

2007-11-13T03:38:00.000-08:00

Propaganda.

Pro - pa - gan - da just like nazi germany
liberals are masters of this and they indoctrinate you from cradle to grave through public education and higher education through the news tv and print media through the entertainment media the tv and movie industries and the music industry through public television viacom and mtv ,etc.

`

so bend over and take it up the ass while you are bowing and praying to Darwin the UN and the religion of political correctness due to being forcefully pushed and realise that you are nowhere near free

`

a prime example of how compassionate caring liberalism is nazi-like is PETA comparing the farming and slaughter of animals to the Holocaust!
The so called counter culture is just another form of institutional indoctrination and propaganda ~

`see also..

`
brainwashing
indoctrination
racism
institutional indoctrination into all the above
culture
cult
subliminals
hypnosis
the drug war/the counter culture (same thing)
gang warfare^^^

social engineering
groupthink
political correctness
the~cia
the kkk
666

2007-10-26T06:10:00.000-07:00

AND finally the third post.

This is my conversation with syahir and syafiq , as Syahir started this insignificant topic. MAINSTREAM.

Syahir : jon, im not listening to mainstream anymore, im changing to underground.
ME : you better stick with mainstream.
Syafiq : ya la. dont try to fit in if you cannot.
Syahir : I dont want to be label as a poseur...sobs.. it hurts me you know...(crying)
ME and Syafiq: no, we dont know.

Here's my definition for Mainstream, as people still misuse this word.

Mainstream is a term used to describe when a "UNDERGROUND" genre of musical expression has been fully embraced by the public media through aggressive advertising for instance , MTV. Following this phase, the style begins to rapidly plunge in popularity while the ravenous leeches and poseurs(ex. Syahir) choose to find a new fad to gnaw upon.

During the "Golden Years" of a mainstream topic, the genre receives praise in record numbers, often represented by record numbers of identity-free morons with nothing to make themselves "stand out". It gains brief immortality during this phase, with not enough love, and not enough hate to extricate it.

Only when the "haters" prevail in larger numbers in proportion to fans will the death sentence of a genre be finalized.

Rap music still hasn't died because for a decade ( taken from a source), it has worked secretly to poison the urban population with wife-beating lyrics and brain-damaging rhythms, making a permanently imprint on the inner-city folk. tsk a very devilish plan indeed...

A band is often labled mainstream when it attempts to appeal to a wider audience, such as when Slipknot released ' The Subliminal Versus ', or Cradle of Filth 's more recent releases.

SYAHIR YOU SHOULD REALLY READ THIS!

2007-10-24T05:02:00.000-07:00

Latest Report on the UEFA Champions League,

This Morning the

RED DEVILS (Manchester united) thrash

Dynamo Kiev 4 -2.

Manchester united :Rio Ferdinand (10)Wayne Rooney (18)Cristiano Ronaldo (41)Cristiano Ronaldo (pen 68)

Dynamo Kiev:Diogo Rincon (33)Ismael Bangoura (78)

After a lengthy sequence of single-goal wins, Manchester United have now settled upon a much happier number as they struck four times for the third game running to virtually seal a place in the Champions League group stage.

As Rio Ferdinand(left in red) finds the net at the 10th min to give United the lead.

Given the abject nature of Dynamo Kiev's defending, it is hard to see anything other than a United win when the two sides meet again at Old Trafford in a fortnight, a result that would see Sir Alex Ferguson's men book a place in the knock-out phase with two games to spare.It was United biggest European away win in nine years. My presence made United won the game.

Manchester United loss Paul Scholes to a knee injury during training.With Owen Hargreaves and Michael Carrick already sidelined, the United manager will await the results of a scan Scholes will have tomorrow in suspense, especially as his side are due to tackle Barclays Premier League table-toppers Arsenal(LOSERS) in the biggest game of the season so far at the Emirates Stadium on November 3.

Anderson was agonisingly close to netting his first United goal with a shot which bounced back off a post with Olexandr Shovkovskiy beaten, as United coasted home. There will be more to come for the Red Devils.

2007-10-16T08:40:00.000-07:00

HI people, as this is my first post i shall talk about the political ideology i belive in, FASCISM.

1.Fascism

"The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable." - Benito Mussolini

The only official definition of Fascism comes from Benito Mussolini, the founder of fascism, in which he outlines three principles of a fascist philosophy.

1."Everything in the state". The Government is supreme and the country is all-encompasing, and all within it must conform to the ruling body, often a dictator.

2."Nothing outside the state". The country must grow and the implied goal of any fascist nation is to rule the world, and have every human submit to the government.

3."Nothing against the state". Any type of questioning the government is not to be tolerated. If you do not see things our way, you are wrong. If you do not agree with the government, you cannot be allowed to live and taint the minds of the rest of the good citizens.The use of militarism was implied only as a means to accomplish one of the three above principles, mainly to keep the people and rest of the world in line. Fascist countries are known for their harmony and lack of internal strife. There are no conflicting parties or elections in fascist countries.

Nazi Germany was extreme Fascism, better examples of fascist countries were Mussolini's Italy, Iraq, Iran, and many middle eastern countries.

Look it up people, I'm not wrong. Face it, you people will need it!

Thank you all for spending time reading up my ridiculous post.